|Cabbie Ted Greenberg Makes His Resolutions for 2012
Categories: Taxi Cabs
Posted: December 29, 2011
by Ted Greenberg
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TAXI TIP THURSDAY: CABBIE RESOLUTIONS
To take a break from my role as Ted Greenberg, Off-Broadway hero, occasionally I take the wheel of a yellow cab.
Here are my cabbie resolutions for the 2012 New Year:
#1 Stay positive in traffic court.
#2 Play more top-10 radio.
#3 Get 3 stars before moving to the next level in Angry Birds.
#4 Zero hit-and-runs (except cyclists – Kidding!).
#5 Ease off Gummy candies.
#6 Avoid paparazzi – i.e, no accidents that make traffic reports (not kidding)
THIS YEAR (at least once!)
#7 While crossing 59th Street Bridge, sing 59th Street Bridge song (aka “Feeling Groovy” by Simon & Garfunkel!) .
#8 See Wicked on Broadway.
#9 Travel to Staten Island (if customer insists).
#10 Use Shake Weights.
#11 Shave, clip nails, and deodorize only at red lights.
AS IT ARISES
#12 When tourists ask for Trump Park, take them to Zuccotti Park instead.
May your ride in the new year be safe and enjoyable. And make one of your resolutions to see Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer, A Mostly One-Man Comedy Show.
Any questions? I love’em.
Any resolutions? Send them along. Favorite resolution wins 2 tickets to the show.
Check back next Thursday for more taxi info and tips.
Tags: 2012 resolutions, Angry Birds, Off-Broadway hero, paparazzi, Simon & Garfunkel, Staten Island, Ted Greenberg, The Complete Performer, top-10 radio, yellow cab, Zuccotti Park