|Comedian-Cabbie Ted Greenberg Ranks Top 2011 Cab Rides
Categories: Taxi Cabs
Posted: January 5, 2012
by Ted Greenberg
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TAXI THURSDAY: FAVORITE CAB RIDES FROM 2011
My mascot and I drove dozens home from the show last year. There were no bad rides. Here were my 5 favorite taxi rides of 2011.
1) Latvian New Year.
It was the dawn of 2011. I was young. He was Latvian. But spoke fluent Polish – the language of taxi lust.
2) Peltzer’s Saturday at the Fat Cat Club
I put the saddle & paddle on the Peltzers – drove’em to my favorite ping-pong club.
3) Mascot’s Night Out
I escorted winners to Sea in the Meatpacking District then the Mascot “saw” some serious meatpacking action.
4) I Fought the Law, and the Law Won.
I got stuck with a $115 parking ticket after a certain big head double parked. I’m no scofflaw. I paid the ticket AND comped the officer to the next show.
5) Merchants Cigar Bar.
I lit up with this smokin’ French hottie!
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