|Mascot Greenberg Unveils His 2012 Resolutions
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Posted: January 2, 2012
by Ted Greenberg
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Today I turn my blog over to my silent, yet dance-loving mascot, Mascot Greenberg. He’s my trusty sidekick every Saturday night during Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer. The least I can do is share his 2012 resolutions.
MASCOT GREENBERG’S 2012 RESOLUTIONS
#1 Become a Zumba instructor. The dance-fitness craze keeps me toned and in shape to entertain audiences every week at the SoHo Playhouse. Now, it’s time for me to give back and teach others the moves that have changed my life.
#2 Master the t-shirt cannon. If Mr. Met can do this, it cannot be that hard.
#3 Make polygamy legal. I love all of my wives. If you’ve seen Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer, you will understand. If not, find out what I’m talking about.
#4 Make alimony illegal. See #3.
#5 Improve my handball game. I must beat Ted in 2012.
#6 Learn how to “Dougie.” It’s time to expand my dancing moves this year.
Mascot Greenberg would love to hear from YOU. What are your top resolutions for 2012?
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