Ted Greenberg's The Complete Performer

Starring Emmy Award winning Letterman writer, Ted Greenberg!

Comedian’s List for Santa Claus | 2013

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Posted: December 24, 2012

It’s hard to believe it’s December 24th already. The night that Santa comes down chimneys across the world. I hope the jolly old fellow and his trusty reindeer will bring me these top five presents since I did not receive any of them for Hannukah. Hope they are also good to you and yours.
#5 A cat. A charmer. If I had a funny feline, I could make videos like the ones I highlighted last Thursday. Or take my new buddy for rides in the taxi cab.
#4 A pedicab ride. Now that there is some law and order to this industry, I’m willing to take one for a whirl and compare notes — how it’s different than driving folks around the Big Apple in a cab. Obviously you get a great pair of gams, but what do you do about honking the horn?
#3 Organic Avenue gift basket. Doing a weekly comedy show called Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer requires me to have an A list body or as close as I can get to one. No one would mistake me for Hugh Jackman, but thanks to Organic Avenue I stay fit and trim. Organic Avenue — locations across New York — sells raw, organic, vegan food that is healthy and energizes you. I love everything they offer. So anything from there would make a perfect present. Promise I’ve been nice this year Santa.
Organic Avenue
#2 Film Forum Membership. I’ve raved about this local, independent film house before. I love the arty fare as well as the classic films that they play. And, a $75 membership means I can receive a reduced ticket all year long at Film Forum.
#1 AquaRug. With millions of TV commercials espousing its many wonderful benefits, I’m very curious about this bathmat for inside the bathtub — especially since it’s been ubiquitous on yachts for a decade. While I prefer the dry land of Manhattan, what’s good for a yacht is good for my bathtub. If claims are to be believed, AquaRug doesn’t stain and is guaranteed to keep your feet happy for 10 years. All for only $19.99. Merry Christmas to me.
And you can check out my hit Off Broadway comedy show, Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer, this Saturday night, December 29th, to see if my wishes came true. Hope to see you at 10:00 pm at SoHo Playhouse.

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