The Mets are pimping Mr. Met to the tune of $20 million, as reported by the New York Times.  They’re offering schmooze time and party appearances. Maybe that’s worth 20 rock. But here’s what you’d get for that coin from my mascot, Mascot Greenberg:
 
– Round-the-clock dive cartwheels performed on hot coals.
 
– Chess lessons
 

 
– And backstage passes to a consistently winning show, Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer.

Don’t fret Mr. Met, the money will “stay in the family.”