Ted Greenberg's The Complete Performer

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What 20 Million Bucks Gets You with Mr. Mascot Greenberg!

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Posted: December 21, 2011
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The Mets are pimping Mr. Met to the tune of $20 million, as reported by the New York Times.  They’re offering schmooze time and party appearances. Maybe that’s worth 20 rock. But here’s what you’d get for that coin from my mascot, Mascot Greenberg:
 
– Round-the-clock dive cartwheels performed on hot coals.
 
– Chess lessons
 
Mascot Greenberg Chess
 
– And backstage passes to a consistently winning show, Ted Greenberg’s The Complete Performer.

 

Ted Greenberg and his mascot, Mascot Greenberg

 

Don’t fret Mr. Met, the money will “stay in the family.”
 
Mr. Met and Mascot Greenberg

 



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